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Read Receipt Of Whatever

I’m sitting here watching Twitter go by on my 2nd monitor. It isn’t particularly interesting. Actually it’s flat out not interesting at all but I’m bored and lazy and in straight up zombie mode. I was looking at my pinned tabs (EXCITEMENT!) and realized when looking at the blog that I hadn’t written anything in…

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The Definition Of Insanity

So I got a couple (2, literally 2) people who were pretty pissed off with the first line of my last post. I guess some folks don’t appreciate being called “dummy.” I like to call things “dumb” of late. I know I picked it up from something on TV or movies because it’s not like…

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In a hurry to go nowhere

If you’re one of those people putting up a status update on your Facebook about rights and privacy, you’re a dummy. Sometimes I wish jaywalkers would get hit by a bus. I don’t mean smacked out dead or anything that harsh. More akin to if the bus is braking and crossed the line as a jaywalker…

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Friendship Tornado

This was one of those weekends that leaves you wondering where it went before being slammed back into desk jockey sad face reality. I love busy weekends. When I look at my schedule and see entire blocks of days covered in titles and times, it brings me all the sick in the head joy. Pretty…

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I Don’t Owe You Shit

I organize a Toronto based Twitter meetup every six months or so. It’s not so much a meetup as it is me inviting people I really enjoy spending time with (met through Twitter) to one place and let everyone catch up with each other. Toronto’s Twitter social scene is big, but everyone knows everyone. I always try to…

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Warp Speed Cab Bribe

Let’s get something straight. La Trappe Quadrupel is gawdlike and all other beers are now inferior. I saw this on the walk home last night. There wasn’t an ATM Machine in the snow bank. I was very disappointed. Oddly enough there wasn’t a convenience store within a 5 minute walk of where I found this…

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Scummy White Knight

You know it’s funny, like… fucked up funny. Is there a single person who lives alone, that hasn’t thought they could be dead because of “X” scenario and NOBODY would know? Like… for days? Like if it happened on a Friday you’d be completely screwed. I would figure slipping in the tub or falling down the stairs…