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Broke Even

I knew coming into this week it would be BAD for food. 3/7 days would basically blow up my diet. Monday I had an opening for a new pub in Toronto. Friday I was out for lunch AND out for dinner. Last night was a big breakfast with the boys before a Street Fighter tourney and then the…

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Warp Speed Cab Bribe

Let’s get something straight. La Trappe Quadrupel is gawdlike and all other beers are now inferior. I saw this on the walk home last night. There wasn’t an ATM Machine in the snow bank. I was very disappointed. Oddly enough there wasn’t a convenience store within a 5 minute walk of where I found this…

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Don’t Cross The Streams

I didn’t post up last week. I was really pissed off with myself. I had a great week in the gym. All my muscles had woken up. I’m almost as limber as I was before I stopped going to the gym. One day I want to be like fat boy Anthony Anderson doing the splits…

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Scummy White Knight

You know it’s funny, like… fucked up funny. Is there a single person who lives alone, that hasn’t thought they could be dead because of “X” scenario and NOBODY would know? Like… for days? Like if it happened on a Friday you’d be completely screwed. I would figure slipping in the tub or falling down the stairs…

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“Is that bartender drunk?” “Probably…”

  You know there are folks you see like… 2 times per year and you’re all hyped up for it? That’s how I feel about Loretta every single time. This might actually be the single worst photo I’ve taken in 2014. Loretta is usually squishy face and my head sort of melted 1 eye 2 feet…

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The gavel falls, but there is justice for none.

So apparently everyone on my Facebook was both awake at midnight and decided to read “29 Months.” I haven’t the slightest idea why that was the case outside of the Dana curiousity factor? Props to her drawing power? I got a notification from WordPress as I woke up saying the site’s “stats are booming.” I…

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29 Months

Seriously? When guys say they have it just as hard as girls I can only laugh. Walking by a sign that basically says “YOUR ASS COULD BE HIGHER” can’t be good for self esteem. I consider myself an “ass man.” Am I part of the problem for this particular aspect of our culture? The extent…