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Scummy White Knight

You know it’s funny, like… fucked up funny. Is there a single person who lives alone, that hasn’t thought they could be dead because of “X” scenario and NOBODY would know? Like… for days? Like if it happened on a Friday you’d be completely screwed. I would figure slipping in the tub or falling down the stairs…

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“Is that bartender drunk?” “Probably…”

  You know there are folks you see like… 2 times per year and you’re all hyped up for it? That’s how I feel about Loretta every single time. This might actually be the single worst photo I’ve taken in 2014. Loretta is usually squishy face and my head sort of melted 1 eye 2 feet…

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The gavel falls, but there is justice for none.

So apparently everyone on my Facebook was both awake at midnight and decided to read “29 Months.” I haven’t the slightest idea why that was the case outside of the Dana curiousity factor? Props to her drawing power? I got a notification from WordPress as I woke up saying the site’s “stats are booming.” I…

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29 Months

Seriously? When guys say they have it just as hard as girls I can only laugh. Walking by a sign that basically says “YOUR ASS COULD BE HIGHER” can’t be good for self esteem. I consider myself an “ass man.” Am I part of the problem for this particular aspect of our culture? The extent…

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Magic Line Freak Out

To say I was surprised at my positive progress this morning was the biggest understatement I’ve made in… I don’t know I exaggerate a lot so probably less than 24 hours. Anyway, I’m the guy who thought that doing a Sunday weigh in blog post was a good idea because Saturday is by far the…

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@PokeTheBear

Sometimes I think to myself that I want a kitten. Other times I think to myself that I like to breathe normally. Thanks Casey for reassuring me I’m not a completely awful (definitely semi awful though) person at 1am. My gym is beside a Food Court because the universe has a sick sense of humour.…

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I will be fair but firmly cruel

On the complete opposite spectrum of Taylor Swift, I had a chance to listen to Killer Mike & El-P’s “Run The Jewels 2″ I thought their previous work was the best Rap album of 2013. I didn’t think this one was up to that standard but it’s still way up there. I haven’t listened to…